I like this game a lot! Give it front page!
In the year 3030A.D. Spaceman Nate from planet Earth was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 3543! He was going so fast that he didn't see the Red planet North from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the Red planet dragged his Dumb ship and crashed it. Spaceman Nate knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer Ye Flask. Luckily, there was a/an Retarted military base nearby. Nate sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying Elephant behind some crates of Pen0rs. Before he could ride Elephant back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of Dogs attack a baby Bear. Nate pulled out his lazer Ye Flask an beat the Sheeznak out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Nate got on the vehicle and flew away. SQUISH!!! All that was left from the plant was Red dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an Awesome death from the explosion. Spaceman Nate became a hero in Earth and was worshipped for many years.
This game is great!